Miss Nikki, Fighter of Boys ([info]niko_hime) wrote,
@ 2007-06-13 18:02:00
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Voice Post: Born to Be Zooooombies

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“Yeeeeah what's up, whadddup, bitches?! I just got Tini out, uhm, we totally totally totally kicked major ass! Except that ah, Tini can't exactly say much of anything on this post UNFORTUNATELY because what ahhhhh, we're speeding back down the Prince William Parkway. We are gonna be back at Kris' house soooon, so soon! But yeah, Tini can't talk because aahhhhh... she kinda broke her collar bone! Yeah, fell off a LADDER onto the roof of my CAR... But it's ok, it's ok, it's ok! Because she's fine, I got her out, she has got her ah her HOT FOAM CUTTER. That's right, weildin' the weapon of JUSTICE!! And ah, you know, to that guy who wrote the Baa - the BLEAHHH!! I can't even talk right now! Oh my god, this is so intense!! To that guy who wrote the Zombie Survival Guide: screw you, Max Brooks! We got the Zombie Surviving right here! Oh shit shit shit shit we gotta go we gotta go! (indecipherable) Stuff in the road bye!”

Transcribed by: [info]niko_hime

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[info]wolviecrippler
2007-06-13 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Nikki....let me know you are ok...omg....I fear for everybody. It happened in my school....what's that sound outside.....

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[info]niko_hime
2007-06-13 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Honey bean, we are just driving back from an EPIC fucking rescue in Occoquan! My grill is all full of zombie mash and god FUCK but this is insane! We're heading back to Manassas, brother, to Kris Saylor's house. Been there all day and I gotta get back.

Just stay inside, sweet cheeks and everything will be OK. Actually it won't, but barricade yourself in as well as you can, get on an upper floor and if they try to take you YOU GIVE THEM NO MERCY! That's right, sugar cakes, you be an epic mother of a thorn in their side! YO HO!

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[info]inner_salvation
2007-06-13 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Nicole, I'm waiting by the fucking window for you, so when I see your damn van fly down the cul-de-sac I can open the garage. Just drive on in, I've got it mostly clear.

I found my bow, and I'm ripping the boffer heads off of my arrows, so can shoot any of those fuckers in the face as you come in.

DO NOT GET OUT OF THE VAN UNTIL THE GARAGE DOOR HAS SHUT BEHIND YOU.

Alright. Hopefully I'll see you soon.

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[info]wolviecrippler
2007-06-13 11:56 pm UTC (link)
I got my dad's hunting rifle...I had to kill my neighbor...I am on the third floor. I threw the cat out at them so it might sate their appetites. Good luck, love. You better let me know when you get to Kris'.

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